FAQ : Part 1

A snarky look into some common variations of emails I receive. There's something nearly Shakespearian in the range of emotions they can evoke- you'll laugh, feel confusion, experience disgust... You'll ask yourself, is this satire? but already know the answer. and in the end, a bit of cultural criticism can be implied looking at things from the whore's eye view.

Question: How many appointments do you have in a day? Answer: For in person sessions, I’m a low volume provider with devoted regulars. I typically never make more than one appointment a day as it’s very labor intensive for the clean up and sanitation required. Anyone who has been to my space always comments on … FAQ : Part 1